why should I raise my gaze from the darkness of a pillow when there’s nothing for me anyway? isn’t it better to stay where I’m familiar?
Because I’m going to keep tickling your ear until you get up!

Seriously, this thing wandered onto my farm and doesn’t belong to anypony and I dunno where to put him. He’s really loud and annoying, too.
Ask a really weird question…
(via cobaltflame)
Those darn Celestia’s Witnesses won’t leave me alone!
Unless you’re a perv.